Velly Funneee

[Railman5]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he

hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a

clipboard and yelling, 'You Sign! You Sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts

to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts

the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake

pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'you sign! You sign!'

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little

Chinese man back, shouting:

'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!'

Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a

knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a

clipboard under his nose, shouting,' you sign! You sign!'

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by

his shirtfront and yells at him;

'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?

You must have the wrong name!

Who do you want to give these to?'

The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,

and says

(It's a beauty)

(Wait for it)

Get your best Chinese accent ready.....

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'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'

[Tokugawapants]

rofl. I can almost imagine Nelson Mandela walking around the streets of Johannesberg peddling items from his cart of car exhausts and windshield wipers he accidentally signed for.

[jaclaz]

ROTFLMAO!

jaclaz

[SiMoNsAyS]

rlmfao!!! good one!

[Lost Soul]

lol i could see that

[Aaron_]

Not ROTFLMAO, but I give you a LOL

[Martin L]

lmao

[Clint]

Hehe, you know...I think it's Doctor Changs brother..

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