Railman5 Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign .." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Lost Soul Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 lol **** thats one way of getting your point across
gamehead200 Posted August 3, 2005 Posted August 3, 2005 Haha....pwned...Good one! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>For real, lol!
Bâshrat the Sneaky Posted August 6, 2005 Posted August 6, 2005 ROFL Nice one indeed ! Where did you get it from?
EchoNoise Posted August 8, 2005 Posted August 8, 2005 LMAOROFL...Thats so funny, pity there isn't any video clip to it
Railman5 Posted August 8, 2005 Author Posted August 8, 2005 Bâshrat the SneakyI just seem to acquire them! I have plenty more where that came from but will release them in the wild slowly.don't want to cause laughter injury. undeadsoldierYes its a pity there isn't a video available
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