indianarchie Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 The Gift An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls hisgrandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna youlissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chromeplated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about youleave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna dabusiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda youwife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna dothen... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"----------------------------------------------------------Please leave ur comments guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 oh sorry..i just realized..this post shud have been in the funny farm!will someone please move it there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix0978 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Hahaha very good very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 wheres the admin/mod..please move this topic to the funnies!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdatrip Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Topic Moved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 lol Like that 1 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix_nf Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 lol, @indianarchie BTW if you posting all u r jokes here stop emailing the same to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 what if some1 says "i'll give you 1 million $/€ if you tell me what time is it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 what if some1 says "i'll give you 1 million $/€ if you tell me what time is it?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh, I dunno. Maybe point my chrome plated .38 revolver and say 'It's about time you made a donation, I need a watch'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Oh, I dunno. Maybe point my chrome plated .38 revolver and say 'It's about time you made a donation, I need a watch'. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOLI like this comeback, and the original joke on top too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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