cancer10 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLEElement : WOMENSymbol : WoAtomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may varyfrom 30-200 kg.Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES1. Boils at room temperature2. Freezes without any known reason.3. Melts if given special treatment.4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.CHEMICAL PROPERTIES1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a rangeof precious stones and absorbs great quantities ofexpensive substances.2. May explode spontaneously without prior warningand for no known reason.3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatlyincreases by that.4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.COMMON USES1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.2. Can be great aid to relaxation.TESTS1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.POTENTIAL HAZARDillegal to possess more than one, although severalcan be maintained at different locations as long asspecimens do not come in direct contact witheach other.!! WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVEREFINANCIAL PROBLEMS AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 **** our periodic tables at school are out of date! This element's heavy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 TELL MR. OLIVE LOL ROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVEREFINANCIAL PROBLEMS AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiXer Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 *lol* I can almost recognize my self... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix_nf Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Pass me a copy of u r periodic table, description, etc ....... A further study of this element may be possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 3. Melts if given special treatment.5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a rangeof precious stones and absorbs great quantities ofexpensive substances.These points are all very closely related... the new element does have a very high activation energy, but the total change in entropy of the system increases greatly when the reaction has begun.POTENTIAL HAZARDillegal to possess more than one, although severalcan be maintained at different locations as long asspecimens do not come in direct contact witheach other.Not entirely true. Two specimens have been noted to be in the same location with a single male scientist. In certain situations, two women have been known to react with each other. Although rare, this type of reaction causes great excitement within the scientific community.Note to any mods: This post is not meant to be offensive in any way. If I have broken any rules or gone "too far", I apologize and please delete this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 great stuff..almost feel like going bak to school if this is wat they teach these dayz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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