NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : Wo

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary

from 30-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range

of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of

expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning

and for no known reason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly

increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several

can be maintained at different locations as long as

specimens do not come in direct contact with

each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE

FINANCIAL PROBLEMS AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS

**** our periodic tables at school are out of date! This element's heavy!!

TELL MR. OLIVE LOL

ROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE

FINANCIAL PROBLEMS AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS

lol

*lol* I can almost recognize my self...

Pass me a copy of u r periodic table, description, etc ....... A further study of this element may be possible

3. Melts if given special treatment.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range

of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of

expensive substances.

These points are all very closely related... the new element does have a very high activation energy, but the total change in entropy of the system increases greatly when the reaction has begun.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several

can be maintained at different locations as long as

specimens do not come in direct contact with

each other.

Not entirely true. Two specimens have been noted to be in the same location with a single male scientist. In certain situations, two women have been known to react with each other. Although rare, this type of reaction causes great excitement within the scientific community.

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great stuff..almost feel like going bak to school if this is wat they teach these dayz!