prathapml Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the earth. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John ?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" It's Luke" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Luke ?" "Speed from Amsterdam" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas ?" "The FBI, YOU SCUMSUCKERS! EVERYONE ASSUME THE POSITION AGAINST THE WALL!"@everybodyplease keep replies to this topic within limits. This is nothing but humour. Do not start deviating into serious arguments nor violate sensitivities, thereby forcing moderators to close this thread. I hope you understand what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 LOL, a modern twist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 That's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Leaper Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlatoani Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unmod Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 that judas, there he goes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolookingca Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 <continues>"Who is it?" "It's Nexus-7" Jesus opens the door. "Who are you?""RCMP Officer Nat Persicoutinextiloyabisricracker. You're under arrest for drug trafficking! You have the right to remain silent! God bless you!"As the RCMP officer arrested Jesus, his "accomplices", and the FBI agents, there was a knock on the door."Who is it?""Pegasus!""What are you doing here?""Pegasus" bursts in.South American Accent (I know Amerstam is in Europe, but this guy is a fake): "Zis iz de Ameestraam Police. You-You-You-You under arreeest foor dug taffike en Ameestraam"A voice over a megaphone: "This is the United States Marines! You are under arrest! Please place your *gasp* handcuffed hands over your head!"Another voice over the megaphone: "Kids Next Door! *boom! boom1* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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