xper Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 In a restroom:TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOWIn a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUTIn a London department store:BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRSIn an office:WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKENIn another office:AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARDOutside a second-hand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESSSpotted in a safari park:ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?)Seen during a conference:FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOORNotice in a farmer's field:THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.Message on a leaflet:IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONSOn a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)Outside another restaurant:This restaurant is not open because it's closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mendipjohn Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 These are quite clever xper I'd like to see them used in the real world for a quick laugh or two.Where did you find them? I know there are some great sites around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Outside a second-hand shop:WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?lol, i like these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Nice ones, xper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 hehe nice finds there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 nice!! very nice one's I also like the one about the wife's and AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaclaz Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 This is a good site with photos of REAL SIGNS:http://www.getawaytoafrica.com/content/mag...signs/index.aspHere is a good example:jaclaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 its amazing how silly some people are !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medhunter Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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