July 18, 200224 yr A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within ashort time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sexlife would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcardfrom the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. Thecard said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then wentthe kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sentthe card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read:"Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband'scigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long.King Size".She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited fora week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after awhole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwritingwere the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper'sBazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, andfinally found the ad for British Airways.The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."Mom fainted .....
July 18, 200224 yr The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited fora week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after awhole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwritingwere the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper'sBazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, andfinally found the ad for British Airways.The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."Mom fainted .....Sounds like someone else I know huh??????rofl rofl rofl rofl-Xperties
July 19, 200224 yr Where do you guys get the humpin GIF's.I'd like to send that to my girlfriend.............Thanks
July 19, 200224 yr lol funny as hell, now chris, stop giving me nightmares thinking about those images you have forced into my brain with your posts
July 19, 200224 yr lol funny as hell, now chris, stop giving me nightmares thinking about those images you have forced into my brain with your posts "My eyes! My eyes!"
July 19, 200224 yr Where do you guys get the humpin GIF's.I'd like to send that to my girlfriend.............Thanksright click over image and "save as".
August 13, 200422 yr LOL, keeo it clean both of youXPerties and JerseyGirl are married... Let them do what they want in their lives...
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