lynchknot Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, "Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! - Jim Fiedler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 vey funny did u think of all that ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 good one lynchknot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynchknot Posted July 5, 2002 Author Share Posted July 5, 2002 Good morning! yes Homer, I thought of posting it .....all of it!! - Ken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Oh so true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 You gotta go write poetry...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolookingca Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 - Jim Fiedler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Thats a good one ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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