Tel Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Bill Gates and the CD of PowerRecently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says""One OS to rule them all, One OS to find themOne OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enuffsaid Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 !!!!!my roommate just did the same thing with a cd-r we didn't see anything except the upper layer came off (was hard to get it off the **** microwave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enuffsaid Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 LOL @ XtremeMaCWhen my boss walked in this morning I quickly slipped a CD on my finger... Unfortunately I didn't turn invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techguy21801 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 that's kewl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 hey thats neat .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Quality humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daywalker03 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I've read this somewhere before... I found it as funny then as I do now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake13 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 rofl, first time I saw that but it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Not another LOTR joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0rk Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian_W Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gism0 Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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