https://www.dropbox.com/s/j0zdwe4woufmp80/OFFXPPostSP3.zip
I found this ZIP from a while ago if anyone's still running Office 2002, I think one exists by the same uploader for Office 2000. Dunno really if it's relevant, though.
What would probably be the most useful contribution to the thread would be a ZIP archive (probably one per collected language) that contains the update files sorted out by what they apply to and then a set of batch scripts that automates the process if that's possible for the user's needs.
Possibly with this as some kind of file structure for the archive:
/
/2009-April 2014
/Windows
/NET Framework (2.0-3.5)
/NET Framework (4.0)
/Internet Explorer 8
/Media Player 11
/Miscellaneous
/May 2014-April 2019
/Windows
/NET Framework (2.0-3.5)
/NET Framework (4.0)
/Internet Explorer 8
/Media Player 11
/Miscellaneous
/Microsoft Office
/2000
/2002
/2003
/2007
/2010
/Office Compatibility Pack
/Binaries
/Essential
/Optional
/Scripts
The binaries folder would contain probably SP3 itself, IE8, .NET in Important, and WMP11, TweakUI and anything else can belong in Optional, I guess?
If anyone has any suggestions for tweaking this or has a better idea I'd like to hear it. Wish I was capable though of knowing all my way around this stuff though :P