techguy21801

hey all had a friend send this too me. and i thought it be kinda neat Thinking At Its Best! Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization

well that being bad look at what all the other politicians it's just part of their games. but i'm still voting for bush

Utility to Offer High-Speed Internet

Inmate cooks up fraud

trillian is an easier solution in my opinion

Call of Duty

i used to have a theme that made 98 look like xp, if you want it i'll look for it

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood; ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockings; An hoped like de' heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin' our check. All o'de fambily; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thunderbird; Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna' flo; Right nex to my Maw; When I heard sech a fuss; I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!" I looked out thru de bars; What covered my doe; 'spectin' de sheriff; Wif a warrant fo sho. And what did I see; I said, "Lawd look at dat!!" Ther' wuz a huge watermellon; Pulled by giant warf rats!! Now ober all de years; Santa Clause, he be white; But looks liken us bros; Gets a black Sanna dis nite. Faster dan a Po'lees car; My home boy he came; He whupped on dem warf rats; An' called dem by name! On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ; And on Willie Lee; On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see!! As he landed dat watta' mellon; Out der in da skreet; I knowed it was fo' sho'; Da damndest site I ebber did see. He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da' lock on my doe; An' I sez to myself; "s***!! He done dis befoe!!!" He had dis big bag; Full of prezents I 'xpect; Wid Air Jordans and fake gold; To wear roun' my neck. But he left no good prezents; Jus started stealing my s***; Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit!! Wit my stuff in de bag; Out da window he flewed; I woudda' tried to catched him; But he stoled my 'nife too!! He jumped on dat wadda' mellon; An' whipped out a switch; He wuz gone in a seccon'; Dat son of a b***h!! Next year I be hopin': Anutha Sanna we git; Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause; Jus' ain't werf a s***!!!

please....u gotta get rid of those popups...

>Some years ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there >were problems >everywhere. > >Four of his elves had gotten sick, and the trainees sent by the union >elves were just >not producing the toys as fast as his regular elves. Santa was beginning >to feel the >pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her >mother was >coming to visit. This stressed Santa out even more. When he went to >harness the >reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth, and two >had jumped the >fence and were out who-knows-where. More stress. Then, when he began to >load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and a bag full of toys fell to >the ground >scattering everywhere. Santa was so frustrated that he went into the >house for a cup of >coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he got to the cupboard, he found that >the elves had >hidden the whiskey, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, >he accidentally >dropped the full coffee pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces >all over the >kitchen floor. He went to get the broom but found that mice had eaten >the straw it was >made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the >door. He opened >the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. >The angel said, >"Where do you want me to stick this tree Santa?" > >That friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas >tree.

i like the cable one Crazy Thoughts

Microsoft Powerpoint fingered in space shuttle crash

yeah i thinks it fun, it's funny as hell to play , ya gotta be a simpsons fan to enjoy it

simpsons hit and run..

see below

people know better than to ask me to get off mine

actually this was sent in a email to me by a female........

i didn't want to offend anyone so it's gone

Embarrassed GM to Rename Car With Risque Overtones

SHOGO

actually you probably could download it it's only 900kb

sorry about that it didn't upload right. it's back there now

no the picture isn't moving http://ldlmc.org/funny/2.gif

Link removed - profanity and racism

KNOCKED OUT!! ****!