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techguy21801

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  1. No the eagles Suck!!!...they lost all their good players this year. there's only 2 teams in the nfl that i hate and they are the cowboys and the eagles.
  2. GO 49er's and Raiders!
  3. WHAT MATRIX PERSONA ARE YOU? I was Morpheus...Yeah!
  4. techguy21801

    Boss's

    When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an id***. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
  5. A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car it the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing more he can do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror."
  6. hi, i am new at this so forgive me if i ask a weird question. i have seen web templates around, and most have flash intros. does anybody know where i canget a tutorial on how to edit and integrate this into a site. thanks
  7. i prefer coke it seems to gon down easier but pepsi is still good . pepsi has more sugar than coke.
  8. hi all i need help. does anybody know where i can get some sodimm pc133 memory for real cheap or at least sorta cheap? i wanna get an upgrade for my laptop so that's why. thanks all and it has to be in the usa.
  9. anybody know where i can get a cdrw/dvd drive for my laptop? it's a HP Pavillion ZE1201.
  10. there's also the fact that after it happened instead of being emotianally strained like she should be shne went on vacation and the went to a party and bragged about doing it with him.
  11. after a lot of searching .....these are possibly them.. she's the one on the bottom right She is such a liar..
  12. well it came to me in a dream one night. ...na just kidding it's probably just cause i'm a techie and i got tired of my old nick (Shadowatch)
  13. hey while you're at it where can i get some of those web templates for free.??
  14. does any one know of a quick way to convert wordperfect files to doc files. the reason i ask is i have a friend that id converting alot of those over to a new computer and he is going to switch to using word. thanks
  15. those things are so great i still have a couple laying around....you're gonna lose alot of time on it..but at least it's well, spent
  16. well i can pm it to you.
  17. i think i'll have a day off... wait i can't i don't get days off **** oh well i'll just have a :beer: and enjoy what i can of my day.
  18. actually i think it funny..and i'm not a racist but it was funny it's all the way you take it.
  19. ascii movies
  20. i not doing anything with them,
  21. RIAA HIT LIST here it is all..the hit list for all. Following is a list of the first user names from our review of the subpoenas. Aab@Kazaa Aboggs2@Kazaa allstatetide@Kazaa Amissann2@Kazaa AngelaMikesell@Kazaa anon39023@Kazaa anthonybotz@Kazaa aoster1@Kazaa Ariel167@fileshare asheejojo@Kazaa Ashley@Grokster azn_bahamut@Kazaa B.B.C@Kazaa badandy@Kazaa Benchy987@Kazaa Bigeasssy24@Kazaa Bigpimpinitopey187@Kazaa bigjohnhc@Kazaa blazel@Kazaa bluemonkey13@Kazaa Boilermaker1214@Kazaa brentandjonna@Kazaa brich410@Kazaa budman5000@Kazaa Bush323@Kazaa cado@Kazaa Carolyn@fileshare Casal@Kazaa cbegalle@Kazaa cherriie@Kazaa CLOVER77@Kazaa Corky101@Kazaa Cortez1023@Kazaa CowgirlMDR@Kazaa crazyface@Kazaa d-dubb@Grokster dallass@Kazaa daredevil@Kazaa DEFAINCE357@Kazaa definitely_ditzy@Kazaa dimples0530@Kazaa dmadigan@Kazaa dotzbadger@Kazaa dubcha@Kazaa dulfingurl2@Kazaa Dyellagurl22@Kazaa Dziion@Kazaa eddieh@Kazaa emmi4@Kazaa enbbarnes@Kazaa ERIKA@Kazaa felicia_alvarado@Kazaa flowerpower0818@fileshare fox3j@Kazaa freckles72587@Kazaa fritzbuilding@Kazaa Generalby@Kazaa Ghettobootybabe8@Kazaa h2ochamp@kazaa harris@Kazaa heather_thee_amazing@Kazaa hoami316@Kazaa hooterzzz@Kazaa hottdude0587@Kazaa HyDang@Kazaa ilovemydez@Kazaa indepunk74@Kazaa inthisroom@Kazaa jamonie@Kazaa JE_WV@Kazaa Jeff@Kazaa Jessica@Kazaa jim@Kazaa joanjett@Kazaa joe@Kazaa jomada@Kazaa JustineRiot@Kazaa kelney12@Kazaa kenne007@Kazaa KrAyZiE@Kazaa ktgurl13@Grokster kunstrukter@Kazaa ladypimp8669@Kazaa laurelbean@Kazaa leahpate@Kazaa LiLHuNnIe1480@Kazaa Lisweet@Kazaa Lyssy348@Kazaa madkirk@fileshare Marge4131@Kazaa Marla262@Kazaa mgokey@Kazaa mike@Kazaa Motivator@Kazaa munkeyspanker21@Kazaa nikki@Kazaa Niltiak@Kazaa Nodopefor2@Kazaa paulina@Kazaa pdia@Kazaa PDJ1846@Kazaa Playgirlmama@Kazaa Prtythug23@Kazaa qjade512@Kazaa rebecca_m_122@Kazaa rips42@Kazaa rochelle@Kazaa RockOn182@Kazaa samlionofzino@Kazaa shakobe@Kazaa shonga84@Kazaa sk8boyben@Kazaa sneil@Kazaa soccerdog@Kazaa StolenSi@Kazaa sus@Kazaa Sweet3114@Kazaa sweetthang1421@Kazaa TheLastReal7@Kazaa TMONEYNDHIZOUSE@kazaa Tyler@Kazaa Unit984@Kazaa Westly_NoGood@Kazaa www.k_lite.tk_Kazaa_Lite@Kazaa
  22. man i hope that is true i love those good old movies.
  23. well at first that what i thought it was but i can do it from the server directly but not from any other machines.
  24. hi all, i have a weird problem that i am helping a friend with here goes: recently he upgraded his 2000 server to sp4. when he did this a bit of code stopped working. on this server he is using the "net send" feature to broadcast messages to all of the network users. and he wrote a bit of asp code that enabled him to run this broadcast messenging service from any pc on the network. well after installing SP4 this no longer works and it will not even give any errors. does anyone know if SP4 has a new patch that deals with the messenger service or some how with it. we are thinking ti might be security related, thanks.
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