i just had to post this i think it's hilarious:   George and Laura Bush and Bill and     Hillary Clinton are traveling by     train to the Super Bowl.  At the station,     George and Laura each buy a ticket and     watch as Bill and  Hillary buy just one ticket.     "How are the two of you going g to travel on     only one ticket?" asks George W;     astonished at what he is seeing.     "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.     They all board the train. George and     Laura take their respective seats     but Bill and Hillary cram into     a toilet together and close the door.  Shortly     after the train has departed, the conductor     comes around collecting tickets.  He knocks     on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."     The door opens just a crack and a single arm     emerges with a ticket in hand.     The conductor takes it and moves on.     The Bush's see this happen and agree it was quite     a clever idea, so after the game they decide to  try     a similar plan on the return trip. When they get     to the station they see the Clinton's at the  window     buying a single ticket for the return trip.     To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the     Bush's don't buy any ticket at all.     "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling     without a ticket?"  asks Hillary.     "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.     When they board the train the Bush's cram  themselves     into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another  toilet     just down the way.  Shortly after the train is on  its way,     George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to  the toilet     in which the Clintons are hiding.     George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,  please."     (And you're still trying to figure out how the  Democrats     lost that election)