Dianaic: s*** happens when men are around. Norse: If s*** happens, beat the crap out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner s***. Solitary: If s*** happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this s***. Gardenarian: s*** happens in degrees. Alexandrian: s*** happens because Gardner told us so. Dabbler: We have ways of making s*** happen. Eclectic: We make our own s***. Newbie: I don't understand this s***. -OR- I like this s***. Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my s***. Wiccan: You must balance your s***. Witch: I can use this s***. Druid: This is old s***. Greek: Let's drink to this s***. Reconstructionist: This s*** happened before. Celtic: This s*** keeps happening to us. Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our s***. Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this s***. Priest: This s*** happens every year. Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this s***. Fam-Trad: I inherited this s***. Visionary: Let's smoke this s***. Former Catholics: If s*** happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame... Techno-Pagan: This s*** always happens when I'm online.