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Crispy

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  1. Or maybe even Crispy Smurf, huu?
  2. what I think you should do to Santa: http://dkproject.com/chapters/player.php?anim=santa
  3. Mine is Slappy Smurf ... ... Hmm ... um ya ...
  4. Looks very nice ... Can't understand how people can live with less than 2.5GHZ these days w00t
  5. You survived another year!! Congrats!! Happy birthday Dragons!
  6. I have seen peopel seeling weird stuff ... but this one beats em' all!! w00t How stupid do they think people are !!!!!
  7. Hmmm ... I thought it was a free ride
  8. I have heard of one where an employee put entire chicken heads into the boxes of chicken magnuggets w00t Thats plain nasty!! yuck!
  9. I think that should be easy enought w00t
  10. Click on this link here and type in http://www.msfn.org ...
  11. And stay down ... Congrats guys! u really deserve it
  12. Let me just hear ... who got that wonderfull idea of entering MSFN?
  13. Thanks goto "Lildude" for finding this one George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said..........."OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
  14. Longhorn ... remove that stupid source!! its too mindbugendly large ...
  15. I got me one already Lucky bastard
  16. I don't think i can stand reading it ... ouch!
  17. Keep dreaming dude
  18. Don't really use anything but Trillian (Trillian Rulzzz!) ... But isen't it quite lame switching adds? Isen't that just plain boring?
  19. And don't place a tesla coil within 10 meters of it
  20. I don't think "a little" covers it dude!! She is STONED!! w00t
  21. Why is every time I hear the name "Bush" I think of the song Bad Reputation by Joan Jett?
  22. oohh ... hmm ... ok! ... Gotta get myself a board then
  23. So you're the person to talk to when one needs cheap Hardware / Software or what ???
  24. How nasty
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