Men are like....

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the s*** out of you.

2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ..Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .......Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ........Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches

you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

lol.

and woman like ...what?

Ouch!

The women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. B)

Very, very, very, very ...four hours later....very, very true!

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. B)

Hahah.... guilty as charged...

This guy is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered. Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his shoulder to his left and yells, "You women are all skanks!" then goes back to staring into his drink.

Five minutes later he raises his head looks over his shoulder to his right and yells, "You women are all whores!"

To that a women jumps out of her seat, and bellows, "I am not a whore!"

Without taking his eyes off his drink, the man growls, "Then get to the other side."