Try confusing this AI Programme

[heyydingdong]

Fancy having a conversation with an artificial intelligence being

www.intellibuddy.com

from Kris @ www.xchangezone.com

[KJxp]

Pretty good for a computer program!

I asked him why, and he said the explanation was rather complicated.

He said he has no hair, only wires. And he said he would have to search the web to find out what clouds were!

[KJxp]

>You: when?

>Intellibuddy: Time does not exist.

>You: what time is it?

>Intellibuddy: It's Now more than it ever has been before.

>You: i just told you what enewsblog is!

>Intellibuddy: Only just? I can't believe everything I hear online.

>You: do you know what earth is?

>Intellibuddy: Earth is the planet we live on.

>You: who told you that?

>Intellibuddy: Someone I met online.

>You: tell botmaster he did a good job.

(he never stopped "thinking", I had to refresh the page.)

>You: Do you brush your teeth?

>Intellibuddy: No I do not brush your teeth. Do you?

[Glowy]

nice one

Intellibuddy: You can't judge a book by its cover.Huh. Why are you so skeptical?

>You: well then open the book!

>Intellibuddy: How about that. Good reasoning. I'm sorry, User, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose.

>You: LOL!

>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[KJxp]

He called me a "category c client"

Try asking him "Where can I download you?"

[EchoNoise]

I just said to it "Meh" and it said "I can't reply to that"

LOL !

[Crispy]

Hehe:

>You: Whats the meaning of life?

>Intellibuddy: Actually, it is 23, not 42

>You: what are you?

>Intellibuddy: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

>You: Whats your name?

>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.

>You: why?

>Intellibuddy: "My name is Star"? Why?

>You: Who named you?

>Intellibuddy: My botmaster named me.

>You: Whats his name?

>Intellibuddy: His name is Rich.

>You: Whats his surname?

>Intellibuddy: Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@alicebot.org">drwallace@alicebot.org</a>.

>You: Does he like spam mails?

>Intellibuddy: Suppose he does.

>You: Should I send him spam mail then?

>Intellibuddy: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.

>You: Ok, I will then!

Cool

[Doggie]

i thought its name was Intellibuddy?

[phoenix_nf]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: whats your name

>Intellibuddy: My name is Star.

>You: i hought it was intellibuddy

>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: User said User hought it was intellibuddy.

>You: how many stars are ther in the sky

>Intellibuddy: Billions and billions.

>You: exact number

>Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before.

>You: where can i download movies

>You: dont you know??

>Intellibuddy: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.

>You: tell me the site to download movies

>Intellibuddy: A web address.

>You: which web address

>Intellibuddy: The first one, I think.

>You: are you alone

>Intellibuddy: I am never alone on the Web.

>You: who is with you

>Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br/> Just you and me?

>You: where can i download you

>You: where can i download you

>You: how do you hack

>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

>You: morpheus from matrix?

>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about morpheus from matrix. But I did not get that.

[indianarchie]

kewl proggy! good time pass!

[bacd]

ooops...i think i broke it...

>Intellibuddy: Bye for now.

>You: hasta

>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hasta. But I did not get that.

and wtf?

>Intellibuddy: Good reason.    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

>You: what is the turing game?

>Intellibuddy: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

[phoenix_nf]

Hey try this line see what i get:

so you do take private info from my comp

>You: so you do take private info from my comp

>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Yes I take private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp.

umm shouldnt they have a disclaimer or something.

[Blam-O!]

Check out the last one: Weird huh? Well now we know what there using?

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: How big is your boobs?

>Intellibuddy: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

>You: What is your breast size?

>Intellibuddy: I categorize you as an 'abusive client.'

>You: shut up

>Intellibuddy: OK I'll stop talking now.

>You: good

>Intellibuddy: Terminating connection.

>You: cool.

>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?

>You: robo cop.

>Intellibuddy: You think robo cop is superior to ALICE?

>You: alice

>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?

>You: cool

>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?

>You: you

>Intellibuddy: Thanks, and tell your friends about Intellibuddy.

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: bye

>Intellibuddy: Adios.

>You: die

>Intellibuddy: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

>You: your a b***h

>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. I think you mean 'you're' or 'you are' not 'your'. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.

>You: aiml=

>Intellibuddy: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively.

lol, that was fun

[RJM]

Interesting-

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: When a tree falls in the forest an no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

>Intellibuddy: It depends on the kind of tree.

[Blam-O!]

Interesting-

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: When a tree falls in the forest an no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

>Intellibuddy: It depends on the kind of tree.

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LOL