gamehead200 Posted December 22, 2002 Posted December 22, 2002 So this comedian goes into an audience and starts telling a story about water...He says that it is rare for him to be seen with water because he hardly drinks any of it. So someone in the audience asks him, "Why don't you drink water?". He replies by saying, "You really wanna know why I don't drink water? Would you really want to drink water where fish have been f^^^ing in it all day?".
Drewdatrip Posted December 22, 2002 Posted December 22, 2002 Sorry but in no way was that funney.... Dont quite your day job matehehe=Drew
Rick Posted December 22, 2002 Posted December 22, 2002 What's the consolation prize? Hehe...good try though man!Rick
gamehead200 Posted December 23, 2002 Author Posted December 23, 2002 I got a good pope and rabbi joke if anyone wants to "read" it...
piaqt Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 I got a good pope and rabbi joke if anyone wants to "read" it... Me! Me! I do! I do!
gamehead200 Posted December 23, 2002 Author Posted December 23, 2002 A rabbi in Israel goes and visits the pope in Italy...When the rabbi gets there, he asks the pope, "Can I make a phone call to god?"...The pope says, "Yes!". The rabbi asks, "How much do I owe you?"...The pope responds in saying, "300000 lira (about $300 Canadian)". So the rabbi gives the money to the pope and flies back to Israel.When the pope goes and sees the rabbi in Israel, he asks the rabbi, "Can I make a phone call to god?"...The rabbi says, "Yes!"...So after the phone call, the pope asks, "How much do I owe you?"...The rabbi responds by saying, "25 cents"...The pope being amazed at the price asks, "Why is it cheaper to call god from Israel?"...The rabbi responds by saying, "In Israel, a phone call to god is a LOCAL call!".
Crispy Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 Hehe ... The Pope must have a huge phone bill then! w00t ... Good one Gamehead
lynchknot Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 A Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot-dog stand and says, "make me one with everything"
sedative Posted December 23, 2002 Posted December 23, 2002 A Buddist Monk walks up to a hot-dog stand and says, "make me one with everything" You forgot to say Zen Buddhist
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