indianarchie Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Got this in my email.....--------------------------------------------------------------------------A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start." The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." " I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the super market and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleetof delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!" Moral of the story: Moral 1 - Internet is not the solution to your life. Moral 2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. Moral 3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire.......... Have a great day !!! Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back , I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!! Smiling after reading this is not mandatory -------------replies appreciated:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowy Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Guess I'm never gonna be a millionaire.. I've got multiple E-mail addresses.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 @glowy..tht's ok..i have got over 30!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowy Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 @glowy..tht's ok..i have got over 30!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>ahw man! poor bastard, I hate to ask what your job is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 well..i guess 'email collector' fits??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clavicle Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 I wish I could sell tomatoes via email!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 nice one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 @clavicle...u can sell tomatoes via email..just put them up on EBay.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 @xtremac..how did u get tht msfn dev label? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajaypitroda Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 all guys reading this forum can do multiple jobs as office boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 i'm sure the "tomatoes man" would shell his empire for 1 gmail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clavicle Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 @indianarchie Selling tomatoes on ebay is OK. But for the time being it is sowing time for tomatoes here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 @xtremac..how did u get tht msfn dev label?<{POST_SNAPBACK}>He's part of the MSFN Development Team... Not really developing much ATM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 i'm developing on my own, gimme a project!i'm learning .net atm, asp.net vs.net ado.net i'm all with net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 any ideas on how i can become an MSFN reviewer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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