MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 I taught my son to burp louder than me Hey, I can burp so loud it makes people turn there heads and look from afar and sometimes they are so loud I can make the police drwa their weapons.
harrytb Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 i'm able to say "bollocks" very clearly while burping.give it a try.i'm now working on the alphabet.
Guest Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 i'm able to say "bollocks" very clearly while burping.Omg...lol...Burping?
MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Author Posted October 3, 2002 yea, once I scared my teacher and she "passed gas" in front of the class.
Guest Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 LoL! When I was like 14, I punched some kid in his stomach, and he farted..I ran away!
misskellibad1 Posted October 4, 2002 Posted October 4, 2002 Gee, MSN, that's quite an accomplishment, I'm quite overwhelmed. Could I sign up for lessons? Maybe through v-mail.... Me, I pride myself on my **** fine sense of heehaw! That and my 64DD breasts from FthrJACK's handy FDISK tool!!
MSNwar Posted October 4, 2002 Author Posted October 4, 2002 Gee, MSN, that's quite an accomplishment, I'm quite overwhelmed. Could I sign up for lessons? Maybe through v-mail.... Me, I pride myself on my **** fine sense of heehaw! That and my 64DD breasts from FthrJACK's handy FDISK tool!! LOLLOve it
piaqt Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 Me, I pride myself on my **** fine sense of heehaw! That and my 64DD breasts from FthrJACK's handy FDISK tool!! Speaking of which...A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four."Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor!"Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off!
lynchknot Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 LOL! I tried to use the character map - I see that it does not work.
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