misskellibad1 Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is Better Than Sex -10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2) Less guilt the morning after.1) You can do the whole neighborhood.
Guest Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is Better Than Sex -10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2) Less guilt the morning after.1) You can do the whole neighborhood. omg!!!My girl is laughin' her @$$ 0ff!!!!!
MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Posted October 3, 2002 Oh, I am appalled, simply appalled. And such nice ladies. Well!If you must know the "Real" reason ...You can cover her head with the bag!he he
misskellibad1 Posted October 4, 2002 Author Posted October 4, 2002 Really MSN? I had no idea it was that enormous...... you should "pride" yourself on that! lol!
MSNwar Posted October 4, 2002 Posted October 4, 2002 Well, little lady, I have been told exactly that in the past, but I did not want to embarrass anyone.
piaqt Posted October 4, 2002 Posted October 4, 2002 but I did not want to embarrass anyone. ...and donkeys fly.
gamehead200 Posted October 4, 2002 Posted October 4, 2002 I've heard this somewhere before...Its crazy!
rstryker Posted October 5, 2002 Posted October 5, 2002 You can cover her head with the bag!he he thats scary
misskellibad1 Posted October 14, 2002 Author Posted October 14, 2002 the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
misskellibad1 Posted October 14, 2002 Author Posted October 14, 2002 the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
piaqt Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 for guys, If she gets a stomache ache you don't get blamed for the rest of your life.
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