misskellibad1 Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is Better Than Sex -10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2) Less guilt the morning after.1) You can do the whole neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Top 1 Reason Sex is better:It's non-fattening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-treating is Better Than Sex -10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.2) Less guilt the morning after.1) You can do the whole neighborhood. omg!!!My girl is laughin' her @$$ 0ff!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted October 3, 2002 Share Posted October 3, 2002 Oh, I am appalled, simply appalled. And such nice ladies. Well!If you must know the "Real" reason ...You can cover her head with the bag!he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 Really MSN? I had no idea it was that enormous...... you should "pride" yourself on that! lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Well, little lady, I have been told exactly that in the past, but I did not want to embarrass anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 but I did not want to embarrass anyone. ...and donkeys fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 I've heard this somewhere before...Its crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 You can cover her head with the bag!he he thats scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted October 14, 2002 Author Share Posted October 14, 2002 the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted October 14, 2002 Author Share Posted October 14, 2002 the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 for guys, If she gets a stomache ache you don't get blamed for the rest of your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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