misskellibad1 Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Who is Jack Schitt?For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Nice one there. Am I the only one who had to read the above thrice before understanding it fully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Now, I've known Jack. And I wish I haven't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolookingca Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 This a very unique piece... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Leaper Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 this really cracked me up By the way, didn't Loda Schitt have an affair with Thees Schitt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 By the way, didn't Loda Schitt have an affair with Thees Schitt?Sure! WC is their final destination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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