Doggie Posted June 20, 2004 Posted June 20, 2004 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
Farstrider Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 Have seen this a few times, but still very funny!
mazin Posted August 3, 2004 Posted August 3, 2004 "No Honey, it's because you're 24."nice, Doggie!24 and still at schools? Thank god she's not pregnant yet. Well! I shall post about her naughty schoolboy.
mazin Posted August 3, 2004 Posted August 3, 2004 The teacher told the students that they were going to play a game."I've got something behind my back and I'm going to describe it and you guess what it is," she said.Teacher: I'm holding something round and red. Can someone guess?Little Herbie: An apple?Teacher: No. But it shows you were thinking. It's a cherry.Now I'm holding something round and orange. Can you tell me what it is?Little Herbie: An orange?Teacher: No. But it shows you were thinking. It's a peach.Little Herbie: (raising his hand) Teacher, can I play the game too?Teacher: Yes.Little Herbie: Teacher, I'm holding something about two inches long with a red tip.Teacher: Herbie!Little Herbie: No, but it shows you were thinking. It's a match.
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