piaqt Posted June 17, 2002 Posted June 17, 2002 The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?""Of course, dear. Every single detail!""Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning."
piaqt Posted June 18, 2002 Author Posted June 18, 2002 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door."Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue.""What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room."Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk."Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an id*** at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
piaqt Posted June 19, 2002 Author Posted June 19, 2002 the crazy side Tris would know-- he's my next-door neighbor. jerseygirlWhich side are you on?My own. Whatever makes me laugh.
indianarchie Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 LOLZ..actually i got bored browsing the first 2 pages..so i went to the last few ones..and wen i saw the jokes..i did wat i normally do .. i.e post a reply, without even noticing the date!!!!!!!! ROFL!!
prathapml Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 without even noticing the date!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So from now on, don't do that.Its called spamming and invites action against....3 years old thread brought up for no reason
indianarchie Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 hey man..it was an oversight!!!!no need to get mad abt it as it was uinintentional!
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