piaqt Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?""Of course, dear. Every single detail!""Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 nice one piaqt just how it should be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 lol piaqt, you crack me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 18, 2002 Author Share Posted June 18, 2002 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door."Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue.""What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room."Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk."Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an id*** at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygirl Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 Piaqt..who side are you on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FthrJACK Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 the crazy side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 the crazy side Tris would know-- he's my next-door neighbor. jerseygirlWhich side are you on?My own. Whatever makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 LOL...good ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCT Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 lmfao, u brought up a 2yr old thread for THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 LOLZ..actually i got bored browsing the first 2 pages..so i went to the last few ones..and wen i saw the jokes..i did wat i normally do .. i.e post a reply, without even noticing the date!!!!!!!! ROFL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 without even noticing the date!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So from now on, don't do that.Its called spamming and invites action against....3 years old thread brought up for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 hey man..it was an oversight!!!!no need to get mad abt it as it was uinintentional! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmon Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 lmao! Great Jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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