Phyb3r Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 A LETTER FROM THE PENIS: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I don’t get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Reagrds,The Penis Response: Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 hahah.. hilariousThe penis' next door neighbour is a real as***** and his best friend is a pussy....man..it's difficult being a penis.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 lmao, this was a hilarious readespecially the part where it says You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. lol good find man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdatrip Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Thats f***ing halious!!!! -Drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xper Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Thats f***ing halious!!!! Yes it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Lmfao, that is well funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygirl Posted June 18, 2002 Share Posted June 18, 2002 that is too funny!!!!! The management is absolutely right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Let the church say, "Amen!" :bigok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 LMAO, good letter - who drafted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 lol, hello, im your penis, may i have a raise LOL, would be so funny if it told u that for real, LMFAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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