Hi! Any idea for my engineering course's motto?

"Don't ask, Don't Tell"

"If you can't duck it, f*** it."

Edited August 16, 201016 yr by 5eraph

"It says choo choo choo choose me, and there's a picture of a train!" - Ralph Wiggum

Oh wait, what kind of engineer?

If it ain't broke add more code until it is.

Remember the 3 F's of Engineering

Form Follows Function

Nobody cares how pretty it is, if it don't work.

"Don't worry, Software Handles it!"

"shooting one's foot, but programmatically":

http://www.kirchwitz.de/~amk/shoot_foot.shtml

jaclaz

"Half of us will fail this major, the other half will fail after we graduate and get a job"

If it ain't broke, you haven't tweaked it enough.

or

New discoveries are being made every day. I can't determine what's wrong with it until I consult other specialists.

Edited August 19, 201016 yr by herbalist

If you dont' have the solution, there's lots of money to be made by prolonging the problem!

Awesome link, jaclaz—as always.

Awesome link, jaclaz—as always.

JFYI :

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/041808/this-is-what-i-get.gif

jaclaz

And lest we forget our roots

>shoot self in foot

I don't see any self here.

>shoot me in foot

There is no you in the foot.

>shoot foot

I don't know which foot you're talking about.

>shoot left foot

You don't have the gun.

>get gun

You take the gun.

You're lantern just went out.

You are attacked by grues.

* * * YOU HAVE DIED * * *

OMG!!!

I just comlelty lost all my soda with this one! It brings back lots of memories.