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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, "Quick pour me twelve drinks." So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back as fast as he could, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, "Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast." The guys says, "Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I've got." The bartender says, "What've you got?" The guy says, "75 cents."

I like it a lot, even though i don't like vista too much. It could be a bit smoother though.

You got my vote dagonet!

My cousin told me to do this, but my cd got fully erased after i tried the toothpaste trick. It was probably the kind of toothpaste i was using, and i was quite careless too. So remember folks! BE GENTLE!!!

@martijn I like your wallpaper. It would be nicer if we could have a clean version of your desktop. But anywho, good job!

Thats so cool.. B)

Great Joke!!! That was hilarious!!

@ DL I know, thats just sad, and gross. I dont even think thats possible

hamlet Matrix series or Lord of the Rings series

Levi's 100% cashmere !! That would be nice though...hmmm...

I personally prefer Mozilla by far

LOL That was hilarious!!! What idiots these people are to pay money to patent these retarded things. My favourite would have to be Animal Toy Its a stick. Thats all i got to say.

Good work zxian! It think you might wanna add Winroll. It just rolls up your window with a right click, its pretty nifty! http://www.palma.com.au/winroll/

Holy cow...you spent like 500$+ on xbox 360. It got ruined and then it went to garbage? Dang that sucks!!

iPod buttons or zippers

MS Ebaumsworld.com or Funnyjunk.com

SWEET thanks a lot!!!

LOL 2 teachers walk into a bar.....you think one would notice. Slept like a log last night. I woke up in a fireplace. I've always been unlucky. I had a rocking horse once, and it died. You're such a loner, your imaginary friend ran away from you.

@dagonet Where did you get that vs? I searched all over the net i couldnt find it

Hey, How do you add a startbutton yourself? Is there a program?

Hi, This is my vista desktop.