HyperHacker

Windows generally stores colours as BGR, so try AA0000.

So just how many khz did ENIAC run at anyway? And how much memory did it have? I want to know if my watch is seriously more powerful than some of the first computers.

I have this problem too... I've tried all manner of combinations of different drives and cables, but no matter what I do, it always acts like there's no disk in the drive. Doesn't matter if I try it in Windows or Linux or try to boot off it or what have you.

How do you grep in Windows though? I think it has to do with the replacement of environment variables with their contents in various places.

Are you sure the copy you're burning isn't actually missing files?

Uptime is just how long the computer's been running, so it should be listed. About how long has it been running for, anyway?

Are you sure it's random? Also, do you have auto-reboot enabled? (Go to Control Panel -> System -> Advanced -> Startup and Recovery Settings and make sure Automatically Restart is unchecked.)

Lol, not bad. Kinda understandable in places where they have Internet phones.

Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it?

I measured my wang the other day. I had to use a meter stick. I couldn't find anything smaller to measure with. Drive me insane? I could walk from here. How do you fit 100 babies in a phone booth? Frickin' big phone booth. What's the difference between a truck and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a truck in my basement. Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. I'm busy, you're an idjit, have a nice day. I hear voices and they don't like you. cows may come and cows may go, but the bull around here goes on forever. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. I took an IQ test. It came back 404. I was quite pleased until they told me it was an error code. Computers make extremely fast, accurate mistakes. If pro is the opposite of con, then what is congress? If it ain't broke, break it, then charge for repairs. Of all the friends I've had... you're the first. Last night I lay in bed, looking at the stars, and I started thinking... Where the hell is my celing? I say no to drugs but they won't listen! The future, just as I remember it. Which side of a dog has the most fur? The outside. Several fishing rods confiscated... referred to as 'weapons of bass destruction'. In Forth, you don't shoot yourself in the foot. The foot kicks you in the balls and runs off. Some say the glass is half-full, others say half-empty. I say hurry up and bring me my **** burger. Thank you Mario! But your mail is in another mailbox! If a pellet gun shoots pellets, and a water gun shoots water, I want an elephant gun. Make $$$$ FAST with NO risk! Press Shift-4 a few times, and you'll have $$$$!!! Two muffins are in an oven cooking. One muffin looks at the other muffin and says "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" And the other muffin says: "Holy crap! A talking muffin!" How the hell am I supposed to know why the chicken crossed the road? My toilet backs up and my computer doesn't. When two prostitutes get together, who pays? Is raping a prostitute shoplifting? Steak painted white. The other white meat. I'm writing a book of people who p*** me off. You're on the cover. Reach out and punch someone. I'm the reason to be afraid of the dark. It said Windows 95 or better so I got Linux. What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Not much, they're both cousins! I'm not masturbating, I'm screwing my imaginary friend. Windows has crashed due to a driver error. Some files were ejected from the disk because they were not wearing seatbelts. Would you like to call a lawyer? I don't have a drinking problem, I can drink just fine. Dammitol, for when everything sucks. I downloaded an awesome file. It was love at first byte. My French is really improving. I listened to a French guy the other day and I could understand everything he said. Of course, he was speaking English, but he WAS French! Uno momento, mr roboto! Practice safe sex. Have sex with a safe. Fun with English: When you have an apple, you eat an apple. When you have a sandwich, you eat a sandwich. When you have a baby... LOL d00d teh force got fux0red. Its like a million zillion d00ds went "OMFG" then STFUed. What's the difference between your mom and an elephant? 10 pounds! If needing to know that was the sun, I would be Pluto. No, the cat can't have Soylent Green. That's people food. THE BIG PICTURE WAS PHOTOSHOPPED! Bytes of the rand() table... JESUS SAVES 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico Lock him in a dry cell. **** you.

Jeans... bleh. Why don't I just put my crotch in a vice? >_<

It's fairly nice, but I'd suggest an AMD CPU and a bigger motherboard.

This poll stinks. There's no Nintendo consoles and you can only choose one. O_o

Nah. It's too slow and hogs up too much memory. I'm not a big fan of the language either. People tend to think it's the only option for cross-platform, but that's far from true. I use BitTornado, Gaim, Audacity, VLC and Firefox on Windows all the time, and AFAIK they're all originally designed for Linux/Mac (or at least maintain versions for them).

A laptop without any of that Intel junk.

Hard to say. I don't really know anything about it geographically which seems to be the main focus of the poll. However I do know various things about it. I can also read a tiny bit of Chinese, as the Japanese (which I'm learning, slowly) alphabet is based heavily on it.

Fixed. I'd miss Google's awesomeness but there are other decent search engines. Though I'd have to change my email address.

Windows ME has to be the worst OS ever, plain and simple. XP has a few memory management bugs (mainly video memory) but for the most part is alright. Home is fine for those who don't know so much about computers.

My favourites are techno and rock, but I'll listen to nearly anything. Country, I won't put on myself, but if I should happen to walk into a room and someone else is listening to it, I don't object... some of it isn't too bad. Rap, god no, kill it kill it kill it.

I probably smoke 1/4 pack a day... secondhand. The hell if I'm going to touch one of them death sticks though.

Gotta be Revolution. I might get a 360 later, but I was never impressed with the original's library. PS3 I probably would have got, but I no longer buy Sony products after that rootkit CD incident.

18.

Gamecube. PS2 is a close second, followed by N64. I'm considering getting an Xbox just to mod and play emulators on.

localhost. Specifically, file:///F:/html/homepage.html. It uses Javascript to generate a page with various statistics and webcomics on it. In IE I use about:blank, because I only ever use IE to view random HTML files on my HD to see how they look.

It's certainly odd that your USB devices remain powered on when the system is off. o_O What motherboard do you have? Also, there might be a jumper on the board you can fiddle with. I had a similar problem, though; I use a joystick which has a really annoying bright light on it, and I leave the computer on at night to play music and serve as an alarm clock. I can't unplug the joystick because I use it as a remote to control the music. Solution? Put electrical tape over the light. I poked a small hole in it, so I could see if the light was on if I looked close, but from a distance it's barely noticable.