hbinded

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a s***ty outlook on life. If you do not believe it, Pull a hair from your a**, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

I really don't think that's a multiboot. How do you call your bootfiles? Hope it's like this: if $lastKey == key[h]; then chain /HOM1.DAT Could you post a copy of ur cdshell.ini, and if possible make a post a pic of your folders' structure? From there on, someone could help you! and btw, why do you need boot.ini??

Are you actually trying to launch setup.exe at the boot menu? . I know this will never work, as setup.exe is built for a GUI environment, try this: if $lastKey == key[p]; then chain /XPRO.DAT

This is from an actual trial in the UK: A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a luxury bus with executive comfort features and advertisement paint outs all over the bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving Advertisement, which read :'William's Stick Did The Trick'. then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.' The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!

he he he he. Nice one guys, but no one actually got all of them right. Well: If it's not my sister or brother, and it's my parent's child, then it must be ME liz was born on 28th February (just before midnight) and Moses was born on the 1st of March (early morning). So when we have a leap year, their b-days are truly 2 days apart. lol lol @undeadsoldier & RJM: you've got it right!

just to keep ur brains rolling, another teaser....errr another couple of teasers : My parents have a child, the child is not my brother or my sister, who is that? One day Liz celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Moses, celebrated his birthday. How come? There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

he heh he. I could've also done that, but the girl would've haunted me....... Oh well, I give up! U were right

Hmmm. so far so good, no really funny answers. keep it going, keep it going!...lol lol

This is an old one, just want to see if u guys still have it. Please post the 1st anwer that comes to ur head. I had a lot of fun in another forum with this one.......there r crazy pple out there! You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

so far so good, I'm alone: my name is Edwin. I can bet that nobody here has my last name. It starts with an "O" and ends with an "E"!

I have a question on the opposite. How do I make the users in my LAN to have to input a username and passowrd before viewing shared files? I'm currently in a campus hostel and I would like to share some files but only to specific people.

Hi, I slipstreamed the "unofficial SP5" for wind0ws 2000 and tried to intergrate it into my muliboot dvd, but on testing, a blue screen came up and prompted me to insert the boot disks of windows 98,95 or me.......here are the screenshots of the error message and the files on the root of my partition (from the wind0ws 2000 SP5). What may I have overseen? p.s. I used the 2PRO folder from flyakite.msfnhosting.com

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it? "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness, the father explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Don't you start that crap in here now," the priest says.

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer. “Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied. “But all he ever wants is s**, I can’t take it.” “Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested. The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her. “Not so fast,” she replied. “From now on it’ll be €10 in the kitchen, €20 in the living room and €50 in the bedroom.” “Well, then,” he said. “Here’s €50.” The wife began walking to the bedroom. ” Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand. “That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for €5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for €150.00.” The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend €5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only €150.00?” The man replied, “A person died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”

That'd be great. btw, I noticed something about you....: you really like that smiley, don't you?

"PS: This app is awful" @ eryen I totally disagree! That's child's play to someone who really knows how to edit the cdshell.ini file. "Umm... there are many correct ways to make an all-in-one disk. There are also a lot of changes being made to powerpacker as well. Just cause it does things in a different way than you do it doesn't make it an awful app. But hey... geuss you can't please everyone can you. There's allways someone who wants to make a complaint... even when there isn't much to complain about." @Siginet. I totally agree with you, it's just a fact of life. btw, how's the coding coming along?

Thanks alot! it works!

or you could always copy the contents of your UBCD4WIN to the root of your folder and then call the boot file from cdshell. e.g. if $lastKey == key[5]; then chain UBCD.BIN ----------->or *.DAT It worked preety well for me!

Hey, you could put the WPI folder on the root of the drive and let the apps install from the CD/DVD disc (using wpi.cmd). Once you have set up your multiboot, create a RunOnceEx.cmd (which I assume will be the same for all unattended installs ) and make sure it is made to run WPI from the install medium. Call wpi.cmd from RunOnceEx.cmd and RunOnceEx.cmd using ur cmdlines.txt. This worked for me!

so, bofore any of you reads this, please know that I'm not some kinda antichrist or so, it's justa joke a found posted on a blog................................ Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad...," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket." "Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies. " These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained. "Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies." "What's a circle fly?" "Them's the flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies." "You wouldn't be calling me a horse's a**, would you?" the trooper angrily asked. "Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

mine is actually a name I think is cool (hellbinded), so I shortened it.

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