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phoenix_nf

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  1. Hi, I plan to get a personal gaming console today. Which is better. The N-GAGE QD or the Gameboy Advance SP. Thanks for u r views.
  2. I need a small working scenario(sample solution) for Message Solution created using BizTalk Server 2004. would be grateful if anyone could send me one if possible. or just post the link where i could get one. Thanks.
  3. Blam-O for a second you got me all excited ........till i moved my mouse over the link thatis
  4. hmmm. p2p is kool, but here in India its cheaper and easier to get pirated movies from the street than download them. If i keep my comp on 24x7 for a whole month, i can download like a max 8 movies (slow bandwith ) so the cost comes up to (800/- bucks for the net connection + the electricity connection and the waiting ) whereas i can rip a movie off the street for just 70/- bucks. and you have vendors at every corner selling movies and software. all i can use p2p is to get episodes of DBZ, southpark, chappel, n tv shows.
  5. Hey try this line see what i get: so you do take private info from my comp >You: so you do take private info from my comp >Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Yes I take private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp private info from his or her comp take private info from his or her comp. umm shouldnt they have a disclaimer or something.
  6. k, @peb im including the additional reads in the first post
  7. voted for spring, but her you forgot to include Monsoons, we have them here in India. and its kool too.
  8. I dont want to start a flame war or something. but i just watched the 1st episode of Chappels show, and it struck me that could this be due to the underlying fact that he is black?????(a racism issue used against him by his foes.) it's just a thought ok.
  9. SPINE CHILLERS ----------------------------------------------------------- The air hostess, as she passed along the aisle of the plane on the transatlantic flight from Amsterdam to New York, she noticed that the baby, nestled between the couple who were asleep, didn't look very well, in fact it looked extremely ill. Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the baby's forehead, she found it was cold and with a sudden panic she realized that the infant was dead. ling upon a doctor she knew to be on board, he examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it dead, but it was embalmed. The child's body had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs that the couple was trying to smuggle into the States. ----------------------------------------------------------- A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken up by a trange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand. She is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog hung in the shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which reads 'Humans can lick too," ----------------------------------------------------------- A woman living in the city {Salt Lake } was visiting some friends in Ogden . When she got into her car in front of this friend's house, she noticed that a car started up right behind her car. It was about 2:00 in the morning, and there weren't any other cars on the road. After she had driven to the highway, she began to think that this car was following her. Some of the time he would drive up real close to her car, but he wouldn't ever pass. She was really scared to death and kept speeding to try to get away from him. When she got to Salt Lake, she started running stop lights to get away from him, but he would run right through them too. So when she got to her driveway she pulled in really fast, and this guy pulled in right behind her. She just laid on the horn, and her husband came running out. Just then,the guy jumped out of the car, and her husband ran over and said, 'What the hell's going' on here?" So he grabbed the guy, and his wife said, "This man's followed me all the way from Ogden." The man said, 'I followed your wife because I was going to work, and as I got into my car, I noticed when I turned my lights on, a man's head bob down in her back seat." So the husband went over to her back-seat, opened the door, and there was a deranged man sitting on the floor with a knife in his hand. ----------------------------------------------------------- Two roommates remain at their deserted college dormitory over a holiday break. One of the girls goes out on a date that evening, and the other one turns in and goes to bed before her roommate returns. Later that night the sleeping girl is awakened by gurgling and scratching noises coming from outside the hallway door. Frightened, she locks the door and cowers inside the room until morning. When the girl finally opens the door and ventures outside, she discovers the bloody corpse of her roommate in the hallway. The murdered girl's throat had been slit, and she had bled to death in the hallway while clawing at the door. ----------------------------------------------------------- In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight,and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed. She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale. And what was in envelope? A note saying 'This is the last one I am sending you today," ----------------------------------------------------------- A male flight attendant was stopping over at Japan. He went to a local bar where a Japanese man and woman approached him. They chatted and had a drink. The man gave him an old traditional Japanese drink. The next memory the flight attendant had, was when he woke up in a bath of ice in a hotel room with agonising pains in his stomach. He managed to pull himself out the bath and Called the police. He told them everything he could remember, the policeman described the two people and the man said that's what they were like. The policeman calmly told him to get back into the bath and sit there till the police and ambulance had arrived. The man's kidneys had been removed. Want more for the Thrill of it.
  10. Julius, the DVD Enthusiast.
  11. Hey dont forget to post the survey results here later when you r done.
  12. hmmm i think it should be called sharing and not piracy. And why does an original have to cost IRS 1,250/- when the pirated cd costs IRS 100/- and i thought mass production reduces costs.
  13. At last i got the time to fix it
  14. who and check out their gallery so many pigs
  15. lolz...luckily i was'nt invited to that party
  16. if thats bad ive seen guys pin chameleons/lizards to a tree trunk and insert burning cigrattes in their mouth to watch them smoke
  17. >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: whats your name >Intellibuddy: My name is Star. >You: i hought it was intellibuddy >Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: User said User hought it was intellibuddy. >You: how many stars are ther in the sky >Intellibuddy: Billions and billions. >You: exact number >Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before. >You: where can i download movies >You: dont you know?? >Intellibuddy: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. >You: tell me the site to download movies >Intellibuddy: A web address. >You: which web address >Intellibuddy: The first one, I think. >You: are you alone >Intellibuddy: I am never alone on the Web. >You: who is with you >Intellibuddy: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?<br/> Just you and me? >You: where can i download you >You: where can i download you >You: how do you hack >Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. >You: morpheus from matrix? >Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about morpheus from matrix. But I did not get that.
  18. its kool btw post appropriate warnings its kinda embarassing when u r folks are around and the speakers loud .
  19. strength. gold or platinum
  20. when i was in school they had to glue the base of the mouse to prevent students from stealing the mouse balls. (no pun intended )
  21. @indianarchie really w8 lemme see....na its yet up and running dude.
  22. yup gmail rulez. my hotmail a/c is yet 2MB any workarounds.
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