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techguy21801

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  1. People's sexual and religious views should stay off public mediums such as TV and Radio. well **** we better get to shutting down the liberal tv right away....
  2. Savage Fired **** that guy was acting like a prick..BUT he did make a lot of good points..his temper got the best of him
  3. the biggest difference between the two is $$$$.
  4. Link Shelf this looks cool , i just may sign up for it.
  5. Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be a cop, eh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a photograph, and said, "To be a detect, you have to be able to DETECT. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He only has one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of COURSE he only has one eye in this picture! It's a PROFILE of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" The blonde immediately shot back, "Yep! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just said to the other lady? This is a PROFILE of the man's face! Of COURSE you can only see one ear!! You're excused, too! You'd never make a good detective!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turn his attention to the last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but....". He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "Alright. Did YOU notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "Yes, I did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could tell that by looking at this picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH! He has only one eye and one ear, he certainly CAN'T WEAR GLASSES!
  6. about 8-10 hours but usually only that long during the week since i check it at work.
  7. with me you should ask when i'm not on the pc
  8. be careful now you might need rehab soon....
  9. hey all, got this email today thought it was good so i'm posting it. enjoy >We are days from one of the most important Holidays of our Nation, so it is >time to remember? > >4TH OF JULY > >Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the >Declaration of Independence? > Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured >before they died. > Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons >serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured. > Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the >Revolutionary War. > They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their >sacred honor. > > What kind of men were they? > Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine >were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated, but >they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well >that the penalty would be death if they were captured. > > Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his >Ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and >properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. > > Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to >move his family almost constantly. He >served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His >possessions were taken from him, and >poverty was his reward. > > Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, >Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton. > > At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British >General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He >quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was >destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. > > Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed >his wife, and she died within a few months. > > John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their >13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to >waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home >to find his wife dead and his children vanished. > > Some of us take these liberties so much for granted, but we >shouldn't. So, take a few minutes while enjoying your 4th of July holiday >and silently thank these patriots. It's not much to ask for the price they >paid. > > Remember: freedom is never free!
  10. no my gf4 ti4200 has vivo. i really need to get that working..
  11. what's off topic....brew goes with celebration, and don't tell me you've never gone off topic
  12. maybe some molson golden or labatts
  13. maybe you get brew, instead of cake
  14. while surfing the web found this what a trip trippy pic :rofl:
  15. Canada Day?? what's the meaning of it?
  16. hmm...sounds like it's time for some more bombing..
  17. i just heard the U.S. Senator Strom thurmond has died at the age of 100. really sad... set your flags to half staff...
  18. dvd2svcd it good. it converts to svcd then you can use flaskmpeg to convert it to divx.
  19. yeah it is an old story. but i'm it's sad that the trial is finally over. after all this time.
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