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i second that motion

was removed as it A] wasnt funny, B] made no sense

open up regedit, find the programs you dont want and there corrasponding registry key, and delete the values..

oh forgive me..

i might be blind but wheres the kickass 3d card?

i cant view the images

Obviously there maybe isnt a problem then. I'd check what you may have recently installed and search "TunnelVision.exe" in your search box. It should find the directory they are in and see what there in.

yeah, unsuspecting nerds

hehe i seen this awhile ago, its hard to pick i got 7/10

Project > Components, looked for Microsoft Winsock Control 6.0 and tick it, else look for MSWINSCK.OCX via the browse button

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says, "I'll demonstrate it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two tramps."

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24."

congrates mike.. god ****, u should goto yale and be a lawyer

i had a similar problem myself.. i had a trojan.. so make sure u have an antivirus program with updated virus definitions, spybot S+D, Hijackthis, Adaware etc..

to be honest im happy with everything it is

well duh me.. forgot about that.. only 'trying' to help

mmm.. rumor is true, sometimes may even infact fly to the moon and recover mars moon rocks.. the joke section isnt too far away from here

I noticed the google image doesnt display well with the background, maybe use an alternate version? like mine?

hmm.. thats nice to know

dude, thats a variant of the netsky virus.. so delete them if you get them..

old people hehe

losers get free steak knifes... mkay every happy

its working now so i wont bother

everybody in the email account business have got a big scare from gmail so their doing their best to keep up.. its nice to see new players entering the market to shake things up..

i think its just a matter of assigning Internet Explorer to HTML, HTM etc files to load with IE