dirtwarrior Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mikeand Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen."Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick."I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.''Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?""Well," she replies, "It's just not long e nough to reach me!""No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long."Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a longpencil, it's still pretty narrow...."''No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, hismember grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremelyexciting to the woman."Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separateways.As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?""I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was **** good. How about you?""It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She keptslapping my forehead and pulling my ears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tain Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 When I saw the topic title my first thought was "oh no, isn't it really dusty there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtwarrior Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 is this joke ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tain Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Barely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submix8c Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Sheesh!Guess that proves it... we are NOT of Martian descent!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She keptslapping my forehead and pulling my ears." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptMurphy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 is this joke ok?Barely Oh come on! It's funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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