A Man meets a genie!

[Woomera]

A MAN MEETS A GENIE

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

[3aces]

A MAN MEETS A GENIE

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

OMG......that is legendary

[gamehead200]

I've read this one before:

A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for."

The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?"

"That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.

Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.

"That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.

The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.

[Idontwantspam]

What's wrong with mother-in-laws and husbands and so forth?

OK, stupid questions aside, those were both quite funny. Next time someone grants me a wish or two... I do have brothers...

Edited April 24, 2007 by Idontwantspam

[Lost Soul]

lol good one

[Woomera]

Three fastest ways of communication in the world:

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision

3. Tell-a-woman.

Do you still want a faster way? Tell the woman not to tell anyone!

[raza]

Ha ha ha.Beat half to death means his mother in law was beaten half of the half to death......LOL.....

[nitroshift]

Ha ha ha.Beat half to death means his mother in law was beaten half of the half to death......LOL.....

Actually she was beaten to death

[nitroshift]

Three fastest ways of communication in the world:

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision

3. Tell-a-woman.

Do you still want a faster way? Tell the woman not to tell anyone!

You want to speed it even more? Tell her your life is at stake...