poor_kenny Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-dogs-nutts Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 lmfao............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 LMAO!!!!thats brill!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 ROFLMAOPMP!!!!! Hahahahahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 good one!"never saw the punch line comming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 lmao !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLXX Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 ROFL... reminds me of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prx984 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 seen it so many times but i still lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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