WildKat Posted July 3, 2003 Posted July 3, 2003 dont take offense, its all in the name of humour(sorry bout the >>>>>'s million time forwarded email)> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when > > >he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a > > >little > > >Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You Sign!' > > >Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is > > >standing > > >there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell > >louder. > > >'You Sign! You sign!' > > > > > >Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and > > >shuts the door in his face. > > > > > >The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the > > >little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts > > >his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr > > >Mandela is > > >getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man > > >back, > > >shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want > >them!' > > >Then he slams the door in his face again. > > > > > >The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he > > >hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the > > >same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, > > >shouting,'You sign! You > > >sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. > > >This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little > > >man by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do > > >you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give > > >these to?' > > >The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his > > >clipboard, and says > > >(It's a beauty) > > >(wait for it) > > >Get your best Chinese accent ready ..... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
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