old joke...

[ootsoo]

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,

the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of

confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he

said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at

her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on!

There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way, it's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and

the girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair

dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or

I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down

herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!!!!

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[EchoNoise]

That was transcripted from that MasterCard ad....

But instead of a kiss.. it was a BJ...

[Railman5]

LNAO

That one had a good twist at the end

Good one

[gamehead200]

That was transcripted from that MasterCard ad....

But instead of a kiss.. it was a BJ...

Hehe... Yeah, I was thinking the same thing...

[suryad]

LOL yeah I remember seeing that one and I was laughing my a** off...I cant believe they aired it on tv....here in the US......or maybe they didnt! Either way I cant remmeber where I saw it.

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http://www.nearlygood.com/video/pricelessbj.html

yea its a funny one