Revenger of the no0bs!

[FthrJACK]

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_stuptech.shtml

Some funny ones there, i hate dumb tech support staff, its like having a surgeon who doesent know how to use a needle and thread, or something...

[Synapse]

lol great =)

and yea i agree, i hate stupid tech. had a problem with my ISP the guy told me that I didn't have a modem since my IP was 192.168.x.x ROFLZ

[SiMoNsAyS]

many thanks for the link, i've been laughing on the last minutes

* Customer: "When my computer boots up, all I get is a black screen that says, 'boot2/'."

* Tech Support: "What operating system are you using?"

* Customer: "I'm using Windows 98 and NT 4.0."

* Tech Support: "Ok, I'm the Mac tech. The Windows tech is gone, but I can try to help you."

* Customer: "Ok, what should I do? I've reformatted the hard drive and have fresh installs of both operating systems."

* Tech Support: "Sir, have you put any cheese or mustard in your a drive?"

* Customer: "What? Did you just ask me if I put cheese or mustard in my floppy drive?"

* Tech Support: "Yeah, we've had that happen a lot lately."

* Customer: (staring blankly at roommate, who was laughing uncontrollably on the floor) "I think I'll wait for the PC tech to get back. Thanks for the help." (click)

[suryad]

lol this is funny stuff

[Jeremy]

I've only called Tech Support twice ever. It was when I first got my Dell Dimension 8300 back in June 2003. (nowadays). I've upgraded components since then, but I still have the Dell mous, LCD monitor and 4 surround-sound speakers. Anyway, I do have an interesting tech support story of my own.

The second time I called the Dell tech support, I was having problems installing a device driver. I called them up and someone "foreign" answered barely understanding English. I could hear the guy turning pages in a book as I was explaining the problem. I was pretty much stuck and asked him if he had any ideas on how to help me further. No answer. I asked again, no answer. I literally stayed on the line for 5 -10 minutes listening to silence. I thought for a moment he was so busy flipping through pages to find me an answer that he didn't notice me requesting his acknowledgement. After a few more minutes I asked one last time before hanging up if he was there. He finally responded back saying he had been waiting for me to give him further information.... I said i would somehow fix the problem on my own, said thanks, goodbye, and finally hung up.