Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt

[prathapml]

Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt

Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.

"Watt."

"What is your name, please?"

"Watt's my name."

"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt,

"Is this James Brown?"

"No, this is Knott."

"Please tell me your name."

"Will Knott."

You Left the talkers at a where they were totally confused, read the rest of what happened...

Why not?

Huh? What do you mean why not?

Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?

But I told you my name!

Didn't you say you will not?

Not not, knott, Will Knott!

That's what I mean.

So you know my name.

Of course not!

Good. So now, what is yours?

Watt. Yours?

Your name!

Watt's my name.

How the hell do I know? I am asking you!

Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.

You have been patient, what about me?

I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.

Of course not!

See, you even know my name!

Of course not!

Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?

Because I don't.

[Pause]

What is your name?

See, you know my name!

Of course not!

Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?

To find out your name!

But you already know it!

What?

See, and you know mine!

Of course not!

Exactly!

Now they are at a point where both think the other knows their name, but they themselves dont know the other's name...

Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?

Watt's my name.

No, no, give me only one word.

Watt

Your name!

Right!

[pause before it hits him]

Oh, Wright!

Yeah!

So why didn't you say it before?

I told you so many times!

You never said Wright before

Of course I did.

Ok I won't argue any more.

Do you know my name?

I do not.

Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.

I do not!

Good!

[pause before it hits him]

Oh, Guud!

Good.

No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?

No, it's Knott!

Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now

Guud.

Yes Wright.

Now they both think they know each others name as well..

Watt do you think ?? Do they or do they Knott

[Aaron_]

Finally they do Knott. It's confusing.....if you know Watt I mean.

LMAO

[harunaksoy]

Haha

[Zxian]

LMAO... I love these word plays.

[indianarchie]

Here's another one....between george bush and condoleeza rice.

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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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A taste of Abbot and Costello. Who's on first.

Audio version. It's a .wma file. Old, live recording. A little hard to understand. But good.

Text version. It might clarify the dialogue.

DL

[Railman5]

The word play gags are soooo funny.

true delight to rwead