misskellibad1 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 A eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach Villa and a $1,000, 000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage.....At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll do her again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Stealth Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 rofl lol funny misskelli Dumonde TrancerHarriet AddictRegistered: Oct 2001Location: Darlington, UK quote: Originally posted by theonewhoknows maybe some of this might help.....or perhaps notwho am i to say? i think the owner off that bath should be immediatly reported to the RSPCA for illegal keeping beached whalesAttachment Removed, please read the forum Rules of Conduct. - Admin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Hi kelli! good one. In the same vein:What do a Tennessee divorce and a Texas torenado have in common?Either way, someone's gonna lose a trailer.Jay: EWWW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 lol nice one misskelli.. JAY: remove that disgusting picture.. i don't have a fetish for overweight women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskellibad1 Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 thanks guys.Hi back at ya Pia, funny....... @ Jay, sorry I missed that...... not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSNwar Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 I will have you know that my hair is not gray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 yeh rite man.. we "believe" u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 I will have you know that my hair is not gray!Which one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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