misskellibad1 Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 A eighteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach Villa and a $1,000, 000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage.....At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll do her again!"
Jay_Stealth Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 rofl lol funny misskelli Dumonde TrancerHarriet AddictRegistered: Oct 2001Location: Darlington, UK quote: Originally posted by theonewhoknows maybe some of this might help.....or perhaps notwho am i to say? i think the owner off that bath should be immediatly reported to the RSPCA for illegal keeping beached whalesAttachment Removed, please read the forum Rules of Conduct. - Admin
piaqt Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 Hi kelli! good one. In the same vein:What do a Tennessee divorce and a Texas torenado have in common?Either way, someone's gonna lose a trailer.Jay: EWWW!!
Doggie Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 lol nice one misskelli.. JAY: remove that disgusting picture.. i don't have a fetish for overweight women
misskellibad1 Posted March 13, 2003 Author Posted March 13, 2003 thanks guys.Hi back at ya Pia, funny....... @ Jay, sorry I missed that...... not!
piaqt Posted March 15, 2003 Posted March 15, 2003 I will have you know that my hair is not gray!Which one?
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