George Bush in Hell

[Crispy]

Thanks goto "Lildude" for finding this one

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where

the devil is waiting

for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the

devil. "You are on my list but I

have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,

so I'll tell you what I'm

going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite

as bad as you. I'll let one

of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even

let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon

and a large pool of water.

He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and

over and over. Such was his fate

in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a

good swimmer and don't

think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair

with a sledgehammer and a

room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,

time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be

in constant agony if all I

could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill

Clinton, lying on the floor

with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked

in spread eagle pose. Bent

over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in

disbelief for a while and finally said "Yeah, I can

handle this." The devil smiled and said..........."OK, Monica, you're

free to go!"

[Guest Lildude ®]

no pro crispy

[speedz]

lol

[LongHorn]

Hahaha> Bill and George are gunna have fun tonight

[MSNwar]

Very funny. LMAO. w00t

[Rick]

Haha!

[gamehead200]

Wasn't expecting that! w00t w00t !!!