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Maybe he just wants to protect the citizens of the USA?

Remember, 911 happened on his watch!

I have to admire what he did the day 911 happened.

This was missed by a lot of people.

The SSA forced him into Air Force One and tried to keep him airborne during the event. He forced the SSA to land, so he could get his hands dirty. I admire that.

His stance on terrorism is undoubtedly staunch. His idea is to cut off the head of the snake before the snake can bite again. As President he feels he has no other choice in he matter.

The man swore to protect the U.S. Let him do it.

World War? Maybe. I do not want war. But I do not want to see something like 911 happen again to anyone of us. If it must be war to stop the threat then it must be war.

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Englands cities have been bombed out and looked just like NY afterwards, for the past 30 years, pity one of our Priministers didnt send the army into ireland to cap jerry adams in the head rather than having our soldiers walking round as human targets and bugging jerry adams car, house, office etc like they did.

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Englands cities have been bombed out and looked just like NY afterwards, for the past 30 years, pity one of our Priministers didnt send the army into ireland to cap jerry adams in the head rather than having our soldiers walking round as human targets and bugging jerry adams car, house, office etc like they did.

Interesting comparison. Considering today's technology we are all an easy target to exploit.

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Bush's schedule:

7:00 Get out of Mr. Bedbed. Have a sprinkle dinkle and a dental doosey

8:00 AM Chow with Bushette

8:45 Meet with Heart-No-Good to talk about Fudgie the Budget

9:00 Meet with Salt N Peppa in the Round Room

10:00 Meet with Head Honcho of Jew Land

10:20 Chat with The Evil Ones

11:15 Consult with Mr. Make 'Em Up

12:02 Lunch Meeting at The House

1:00 Open and close mouth while making sounds regarding raxruts

2:15 Get aboard Whoooooosh Zoooooom!!

2:25 Take off for Lucky Land

5:00 Land in Lucky Land

6:00 Meet with Disneyland Bush

7:00 Tasty morsels with Mr. Puke-on-Japan Man

9:00 Taxi to Angarangagoogoopie

9:30 Yippee Time!

9:37 Go to Mr. Bedbed

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Oh, forgot about this:

Glossary of Terms

Mr. Bedbed: bed

Sprinkle dinkle: shower

Dental doosey: brush teeth

AM chow: breakfast

Bushette: Laura Bush, the First Lady

Heart-No-Good: Dick Cheney, the Vice President

Fudgie the Budget: the budget

Salt N Peppa: Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell

Round Room: Oval Office

Head Honcho of Jew Land: Ariel Sharon, Prime Minister of Israel

The Evil Ones: the press

Mr. Make 'Em Up: presidential speech writer

The House: International House of Pancakes

Open and close mouth while making sounds: give speech

Raxruts: tax cuts

Whoooooosh Zoooooom!: Airforce One

Lucky Land: Florida

Disneyland Bush: Jeb Bush, George W.’s brother

Tasty Morsels: dinner

Mr. Puke on Japan Man: George Bush, Sr., former President

Angarangagoogoopie: hotel

Yippee Time: Make love to First Lady

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