gamehead200 Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 Well, I've been at my dad's office for about an hour or so now and I was just bored... So, I just stuck one of those big paperclips into one of the Dell's USB ports, and lo-and-behold Windows found a new USB device! It even said it installed the drivers for it! But after, it just said it couldn't recognize it...Did it again after that and the computer restarted!
eagle00789 Posted August 25, 2004 Posted August 25, 2004 So, I just stuck one of those big paperclips into one of the Dell's USB ports, and lo-and-behold Windows found a new USB device!<snip>Why in the world, would you put a paperclip in the usb-port of a pc. if you had some bad luck, jou broke it
gamehead200 Posted August 25, 2004 Author Posted August 25, 2004 So, I just stuck one of those big paperclips into one of the Dell's USB ports, and lo-and-behold Windows found a new USB device!<snip>Why in the world, would you put a paperclip in the usb-port of a pc. if you had some bad luck, jou broke it Its old...
Phyridean Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Innovative new way to keep the less technically-oriented from being able to give up their tech staff...thanks for a new way for me to keep my job, gamehead!
nivek7 Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 lol, but for older technologyLOL...funny... haha, thats funny
prathapml Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 ROFL... Now what's next?Are we going to have Windows Update announce the latest hardware device drivers (WHQL approved) for gamehead's paper-clip ?
mazin Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 ROFL... Now what's next?Are we going to have Windows Update announce the latest hardware device drivers (WHQL approved) for gamehead's paper-clip ?I guess Microsoft should satisfy customer needs whatever they are! gamehead reminded me of that woman who inserted her VISA card in the floppy drive to send her card number to AOL!
zprog Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Actually, creating a driver for Gamehead's paperclip would be a great idea. If you have two, then we can create a driver that changes the background of the desktop based on whether or not the two paperclips are touching.I shall call that ... ClipUSB B)
sven Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 security type:certain types of paper clips affect the way the computer runs. blue clip for regular user, metal clip for admins, like passwords
Martin-gu Posted August 28, 2004 Posted August 28, 2004 ROFL... Now what's next?Are we going to have Windows Update announce the latest hardware device drivers (WHQL approved) for gamehead's paper-clip ?I guess Microsoft should satisfy customer needs whatever they are! gamehead reminded me of that woman who inserted her VISA card in the floppy drive to send her card number to AOL! Wow. what a huge surprise if the floppy accepts the visa card!
arablizzard2413 Posted August 28, 2004 Posted August 28, 2004 now, now you don't want to give Microsoft any marketing ideas... they might start manufacturing "Microsoft Paper-clip®" for your Microsoft home "Office®"...
mazin Posted August 29, 2004 Posted August 29, 2004 Wow. what a huge surprise if the floppy accepts the visa card! It's not a joke, really. Here it is:Customer: "Hi. I'm trying to buy something on the Internet, and the web site wants my credit card." Tech Support: "Ok. If your positive it's a secure connection, and you're on a reputable dealer's site, go ahead and enter the numbers." Customer: "Well, every time I insert my credit card, nothing happens. Now it's stuck." Tech Support: "What?! Insert your card? What do mean it's stuck?" Customer: "It won't come out of the slot."I decided to see exactly what she was talking about. My fears were confirmed when I arrived at her cubicle. She had been trying to slide the card into the floppy drive and managed to push it all the way in. I decided to have fun with her and told her it was being electronically sent over the line to the web site. She stared at me with a look of shock on her face, and said something I'll never forget: "Is that what they mean by 'Credit card transactions can take twenty-four hours to process.'?"
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