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Some things you're just better off sharing....... enjoy!

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre

of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with

15 penises, (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic

hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently

masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated

and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty

linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a

cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of

ingesting a small amount of their feces.

Now........ don't you feel better knowing that? :)

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