prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 Came across these fun statements. Reproduced here for your pleasure:"Unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it's friends are."The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope tohang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.--------Win98 is a dead operating system that MS wants to kill off. Its ugly, slow, bug ridden and has uptimes like a geriatric man whos lost his viagra.--------In 2010, M$ Windows will be a quantum processing emulation layer for a 128-bit mod of a 64-bit hack of a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit GUI for an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
gamehead200 Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 Came across these fun statements. Reproduced here for your pleasure:"Unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it's friends are."The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope tohang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.--------Win98 is a dead operating system that MS wants to kill off. Its ugly, slow, bug ridden and has uptimes like a geriatric man whos lost his viagra.--------In 2010, M$ Windows will be a quantum processing emulation layer for a 128-bit mod of a 64-bit hack of a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit GUI for an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition. Last one's a classic!
SiMoNsAyS Posted August 13, 2004 Posted August 13, 2004 i'm not sure... i really like the idea of having an OS "like a geriatric man whos lost his viagra."
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