piaqt Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed TOWARD me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynchknot Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 blonde joke - puzzleda blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me! i have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to get it started!". her boyfriend asks, "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says, "according to the picture on the box, it's a tiger". her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. she lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. he studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". "second, i'd advise you to relax. let's have a glass of wine, then let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."------------------------------------------------------------I'm not sure if I posted this one here or not but.....Q: What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow"A: "You guys still here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 ancient stuff, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 the old ones are the best ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynchknot Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Wow where have I been - they were new to me!! Piaqt, you bounce around as much as I do. I see you in the other place quite often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Piaqt, you bounce around as much as I do. I see you in the other place quite often.secret rendezvous i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted August 1, 2002 Share Posted August 1, 2002 boing...boing...boing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 ancient stuff, but still funny.You're right - even more so today From above:Q: What did the blond say when she woke up under the cow"A: "You guys still here?"ROFLMAO.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devil270975 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Q: Why do blondes wear knickers?A: To keep their ankles warm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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